After spring cleaning met Nigel and Ben at bpp for a short lunch.

Nigel: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Ben: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods!
Nigel: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds ...

What the fuck is wrong with them both uh?

Anyway, Nigel told me about a website which belongs to a gay boy, and it's his diary, well, sort of.
Zomg, he has hot pink finger nails, wears spider leggings, super cute tight jeans, super super pretty boy face etc.
I think he's interesting.
He's really sassy and his name is James.
Like, he said this :
Right now, I like 4 different boys :/
[slut]
Hahaha! He called himself a slut.
Zomg, so hilarious!
And he likes listening to Pussycat Dolls, and dance along, in his spider leggings and strut his stuffs.

Eg, "Push the buttons ... nananana ..." then spin, twirl, shake booty, smack booty, blow kisses at hot guys etc.
Just imagine that!
Bimbotic for girls, cute for gay guys. Adorable!
And apparently, I think he is having a bitchfight with this other gay guy, ( let's just call him David ) 'cause David called him vain and stuff, and James screwed him, saying, "Cinderella, the clock is almost at 12.

So fucking hop in your goddamned pumpkin and shut the fuck up about your pretty glass slippers."
HAHAHA! x 12345678910.
This is my first time hearing a gay bitching about another gay.
He's really funny, almost all the posts are about the cute and hot guys he met.
And he totally love buying MAC make-up, not that he uses them, but he just wants them because he just wants to have some necessities in life, like his favourite best friend, who is a girl.
Like, how cute can this get?
He's learning girls stuff.
Zomg, fucking adorable, ain't it? Teehee!

Nevermind, I just think he's cute.
I mean, yes, guys think gays are disgusting, but c'mon man, it's not like they want it to be like that.
Not like they can help it right?
Give them some space, cut them some slack.
Some gays are plainly adorable.
Besides, James is handsome.

But he's gay so he's just James.
Alright, I'll stop here.
I shan't gross the guys out about gays stuff.
But hey, who knows they themselves are interested?
Tsktsktsk.
Oh, wtf, nevermind!

Will be going out later with sis.
Perhaps get some more tops, like uhm, tees rather than tops.
Sis says she'll go shop with me since she haven bought hers yet.
We're sisters because we always do last minute things. Woohoo!
I'm gon' have a great time trying out all the weirded clothes.
Just for fun, yknow ...

I shall be in the cross-dress mode for this New Year, scare all those elderly, and I bet they'll cross themselves one billion time when they see me. Hahaha!
Be a rebel, makes life fun-er.
Aye, bunch of bull.
My mom will ban me from leaving the house.
And I still can't believe she bought me a dress, like, D-R-E-S-S.
Yes, dress. Zomg, dress?!
How the fuck do you wear a dress?
I mean, yes, I have dress but not my mom's type of dress.
It's so bloody short and well, short!
Eew, wtf kind of dress is that?
I should go auction it.
Man, I hate that piece of MTF fabric.
I can't wear that out.
It's so not comfortable!
You know, I think she's trying to make me into something she hopes to be, if she was my age.
What am I, guinea pig?!
Argh. Yikes!

Go ahead and laugh uh, I curse your teeth fall out, and I shall see how you chew your ba gua man.
Suck them through your nostrils, asshole.
Grr. Curse y'all dickos!

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Aye, I think I will go get myself an extra straight-cut jeans secretly later on, so on that day, if she insists on me wearing it, I'll tell her I'm having period and no, period cannot wear dress.
Yes, I'll do just that.
Or perhaps shorts, yes, shorts.
So I can jump on sofas, climb over sofas, jump into my gran's arms, play cards lying on the floor, and sit cross-legged. Woohoo!
Man, that's so man, man! HAHA!
I mean, I don't really give a shit even if my mom were to see me like that, and most prolly she'll walk over and kick/ bash me with her long, skinny, no-strength legs.


Goodbye folks ( ;
And HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR in advance la.
Barney is a fuglysaur.