Congrats, Ben & Nigel!
Anyway, congrats again, you two!
One is a swimmer with the perfect physique that makes all the guys drool ( zomfg, honestly, ask Nigel ), the other's a runner with long, sexy legs ( he insists on including leg hair, so okay, fine, a few strands, maybe twenty, that's the max I can give, son ), they're the perfect combination to take part in a biathalon .
Oh man, I overslept ytd, suppose to go down to NP to support and cheer/ shake pom poms/ etc for them .
Blah, I should have taken the effort to wake up .
Conclusion : I'm a lazy fat ass .
But I'm still damn proud of the two of them .
Wow, biathalon, 4th position somemore!
It's a great thing .
Biathalon, is a scary word .
I mean, to people like me, it's scary la .
BIATHALON. Ooo, scary!
You know, when Ben and Nigel stand together, they look like two boy best friends, esp when they're almost the same height, same physique .
Quite cool uh, I wish I were as tall .
That's a jolly good ten cm plus difference in height by the way .
I mean, unless I go for those super annoyingly painful bloody leg extension surgery and hey, maybe, y'know .
Or even attempt to walk on stilts or something . Bullshit!
I'm just not tall and everyone blocks my view .
I smell people's armpits because I'm short .
End of story, fullstop .
Life's a bitch!
And armpits are not meant for smelling .
Okay, this is glenn's(cuzzy) back, he insisted that his back is damn sexy?
I'm bringing sexy back, yeah!
But I think he's just very fit .
HAHAHAHAHA!
By the way, Weird Al Yankovic is retarded .
Stupid songs, really, it's damn stupid and annoyingly funny .
Zomfg, bunch of dickies .
Go watch their White & Nerdy clip . Hahaha!
You know I'm really sick of the stories we hear about you .
The things you say, the things you do, and all the stupid lies you effortlessly make .
No doubt it does not directly affect me or us in any way, but that's also because Im already way immune to it .
Your constant moodswings and attitudes are what we all have to put up with all the time, not to mention the remarks you make about each and every one of us .
Haven you realised that all of us have already seen through that fake smile of yours?
So stop it already .
All of what you are doing is so pri-ma-ry school .
Tell me, just how far are you from being a hypocrite .
You can jolly well continue spinning more lies because I know you really enjoy doing it .
Well then again, I doubt you even know I'm talking about you .
Closed doors, opened hearts ♥